{"product_id":"dead-inside-but-still-horny-funny-vintage-skeleton-valentine-t-shirt","title":"Dead Inside But Still Horny Funny Vintage Skeleton Valentine T-shirt","description":"\"\u003cdiv class=\"\" shopify-product-description style=\"\" blinkmacsystemfont ui roboto helvetica arial sans-serif auto font-family:=\"\" color:=\"\" line-height:=\"\" max-width:=\"\" margin:=\"\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Hook \u0026 Manifesto --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"\" product-manifesto style=\"\" background-color: padding: border-left: solid border-radius: margin-bottom:\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"\" font-size: font-weight: margin: color: letter-spacing:\u003e\n      Ultimate cozy comfort meets timeless streetwear style.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"\" font-size: margin: color:\u003e\n      Wrap yourself in premium warmth with our heavyweight pullover hoodie. Crafted from a soft cotton-poly fleece blend, this hoodie features a plush interior, double-lined hood, and a spacious front pouch pocket. Designed for a comfortable, unisex fit across an inclusive size range from \u003cstrong\u003eS to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Key Highlights Grid --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"\" product-experience style=\"\" margin-bottom:\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"\" font-size: font-weight: text-transform: uppercase letter-spacing: margin-bottom: color:\u003e\n      Key Features\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \n    \u003cdiv style=\"\" display: grid grid-template-columns: repeat minmax gap:\u003e\n      \u003cdiv style=\"\" background: border: solid padding: border-radius:\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: display: block margin-bottom:\u003e☁️\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"\" display: block font-size: margin-bottom: color:\u003eUltra-Soft Fleece Interior\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: color:\u003ePlush brushed fleece lining provides exceptional warmth and a cozy feel without adding unnecessary weight.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"\" background: border: solid padding: border-radius:\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: display: block margin-bottom:\u003e📐\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"\" display: block font-size: margin-bottom: color:\u003eInclusive Fit (S–4XL)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: color:\u003eEngineered with side-seam construction to hold its clean shape and structure across every size option.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"\" background: border: solid padding: border-radius:\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: display: block margin-bottom:\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"\" display: block font-size: margin-bottom: color:\u003eDurable Construction\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: color:\u003eDouble-needle stitching on seams and stress points, matching drawstrings, and rib-knit cuffs for extra strength.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv style=\"\" background: border: solid padding: border-radius:\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: display: block margin-bottom:\u003e✨\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong style=\"\" display: block font-size: margin-bottom: color:\u003eVibrant High-Contrast Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: color:\u003ePrinted with premium inks for long-lasting visual clarity that resists peeling and cracking wash after wash.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Specifications \u0026 Care --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"\" product-specs style=\"\" background-color: padding: border-radius: margin-bottom:\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"\" font-size: font-weight: text-transform: uppercase letter-spacing: margin-top: margin-bottom: color:\u003e\n      Specifications \u0026amp; Care\n    \u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"\" padding-left: margin: font-size: color:\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"\" margin-bottom:\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80% Combed Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester (Mid-to-heavyweight 280-300 GSM \/ 8.0 oz\/yd²).\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"\" margin-bottom:\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-lined hood with matching drawstring, front kangaroo pocket, 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"\" margin-bottom:\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex Regular Fit (Size up for an oversized streetwear look).\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"\" margin-bottom:\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on print or dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Size Chart \u0026 Comparison --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"\" product-size-chart\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"\" display: flex justify-content: space-between align-items: baseline margin-bottom:\u003e\n      \u003ch3 style=\"\" font-size: font-weight: text-transform: uppercase letter-spacing: margin: color:\u003e\n        Detailed Hoodie Size Guide (S – 4XL)\n      \u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cspan style=\"\" font-size: color: font-style: italic\u003e*Units: Inches \/ Cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"\" overflow-x: auto border: solid border-radius:\u003e\n      \u003ctable style=\"\" width: border-collapse: collapse text-align: center font-size:\u003e\n        \u003cthead\u003e\n          \u003ctr style=\"\" background-color: color:\u003e\n            \u003cth style=\"\" padding:\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n            \u003cth 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